Sunday, October 16, 2011

Top 10 Sexiest (Current) QBs

I have decided that I want to list my Top 10 Sexiest (Current) Quarterbacks, even if no one else reads or cares or comments. :)


10) Matt Cassel, Kansas City Chiefs:

Simply put: he has done what Tom Brady has done with a weaker offensive line. And, he's looked better doing it too. ;)

9) Joe Flacco, Baltimore Ravens:

Maybe it's the big brown eyes and brown hair. Maybe it's the fact that he's a real QB who almost beat Big Ben. Don't know. But, he looks good doing it.

8)Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints:

Tom Brady, take note: This is how a Quarterback should look: in charge and damn sexy doing it.

7) Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts:

I'd rank him higher, but when you see the rest of the list, you know why Peyton's only #7.

6)Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons:

Science has proven that he is the sexiest Quarterback in football. He's something like 99% symmetrical in his face. And, boy. Is it a pretty face to look at? Methinks so!

5)Tim Tebow, Denver Broncos:

Yes, I know there are other pictures of Tim Tebow out there, but come on!? Why would I want to look at a picture where all you get to see is that beautiful face and miss out on that beautiful body? God is good, y'all. God is good!

4)Sam Bradford, St. Louis Rams

Trust me. It wasn't easy to decide who is hotter: Bradford or Tebow. I had to toss a few coins, but in the end, Bradford's Cherokee heritage and that beautiful crop of curls won out, but only by a little. Just so you know.

3)Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears

I hear your gasping. I know you're asking why he, the guy I'm obsessed with is only #3 on this list. Well, again. Had to play eenie-meenie-miney-mo between Cutler and my #2 pick. Pretty even keel on these two. In the end, Cutler lost out. Again. Maybe it's so I can "comfort" him. Because, you know he cares so much about this list.

2)Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers:

With his model good looks (and lack of long hair and pornstache), it would be ridiculous and downright stupid to not include Aaron Rodgers on ANY hot guy list. He may be a Packer, but he's the sexiest QB that team has EVER had. Plain and simple. With his big blue eyes and devil may care attitude to playing, who could resist?

1)Eli Manning, New York Giants:

With the way my uterus begs him to fill it with his babies, is anyone surprised he's #1? His big puppy dog eyes that are seductive with any glance are enough to make any girl's heart melt. Anyone who thinks otherwise, well, must be Tom Brady fans.

And there you have it. My Top 10 Sexiest (Current) Quarterbacks. Maybe later I'll do an all time list.




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