Top 10 Sexiest (Current) QBs

I have decided that I want to list my Top 10 Sexiest (Current) Quarterbacks, even if no one else reads or cares or comments. :)


10) Matt Cassel, Kansas City Chiefs:

Simply put: he has done what Tom Brady has done with a weaker offensive line. And, he's looked better doing it too. ;)

9) Joe Flacco, Baltimore Ravens:

Maybe it's the big brown eyes and brown hair. Maybe it's the fact that he's a real QB who almost beat Big Ben. Don't know. But, he looks good doing it.

8)Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints:

Tom Brady, take note: This is how a Quarterback should look: in charge and damn sexy doing it.

7) Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts:

I'd rank him higher, but when you see the rest of the list, you know why Peyton's only #7.

6)Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons:

Science has proven that he is the sexiest Quarterback in football. He's something like 99% symmetrical in his face. And, boy. Is it a pretty face to look at? Methinks so!

5)Tim Tebow, Denver Broncos:

Yes, I know there are other pictures of Tim Tebow out there, but come on!? Why would I want to look at a picture where all you get to see is that beautiful face and miss out on that beautiful body? God is good, y'all. God is good!

4)Sam Bradford, St. Louis Rams

Trust me. It wasn't easy to decide who is hotter: Bradford or Tebow. I had to toss a few coins, but in the end, Bradford's Cherokee heritage and that beautiful crop of curls won out, but only by a little. Just so you know.

3)Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears

I hear your gasping. I know you're asking why he, the guy I'm obsessed with is only #3 on this list. Well, again. Had to play eenie-meenie-miney-mo between Cutler and my #2 pick. Pretty even keel on these two. In the end, Cutler lost out. Again. Maybe it's so I can "comfort" him. Because, you know he cares so much about this list.

2)Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers:

With his model good looks (and lack of long hair and pornstache), it would be ridiculous and downright stupid to not include Aaron Rodgers on ANY hot guy list. He may be a Packer, but he's the sexiest QB that team has EVER had. Plain and simple. With his big blue eyes and devil may care attitude to playing, who could resist?

1)Eli Manning, New York Giants:

With the way my uterus begs him to fill it with his babies, is anyone surprised he's #1? His big puppy dog eyes that are seductive with any glance are enough to make any girl's heart melt. Anyone who thinks otherwise, well, must be Tom Brady fans.

And there you have it. My Top 10 Sexiest (Current) Quarterbacks. Maybe later I'll do an all time list.

Obligatory Post?

I'm writing this post because I feel like I may have to.

I wish I knew more about football than I do. I can talk the sport, sure, but am I as fluent in the sport as a player or an analyst? No. I wish I could understand the game on another level.

But, the truth is that I can watch the game and understand what's going on, but I can't tell when they're doing a screen pass or a slant. I can't tell what formation they're in, unless it's shotgun.

I'm not on here saying I know everything about the game. I'm NOT Vince Lombardi or even remotely/distantly related to him.

I just know what my dad taught me. My dad played wide receiver for several years. He only stopped playing football when he joined the Navy, but he understood the game. I tried to. But there are so many variations that I don't know.

I know that I talk about the hotness of the players. I am a woman, after all. Believe it or not, I CAN separate my being a fan and my being a female. If you want proof, I HATE the Packers as a team. I'm a Bears fan, thru and thru. However, I find Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews to be rather sexy. Matthews has that "Thor, God of Thunder" look to him. And don't get me started on Aaron Rodgers. There are two men sexier than him. Jay Cutler's one of them and Eli Manning is the other one.

But, as a fan, I don't like either one of them. As a fan, I think they're both overrated.

So, if you're well versed in football and want to teach me, I'm all for it. I want to learn more about the game I love.

Just please don't think or tell me that because I find men sexy that I can't enjoy the game or be knowledgeable in the game.

After all, guys watch the Lingerie League and, honestly, it's the same thing. Sexy people playing a great game.

Bears v. Lions

I'm torn. I'm really really torn.

I'm glad that Detroit is playing the game and having the season they deserve, and thus, getting the respect that they are due.

But, they're playing my Bears.

Well, at least in the name. They're not playing like the Bears can play. And how they should play. They went double digits in the penalty department (even though one should be discounted) and the offense was made only of Jay Cutler and Matt Forte. It's like someone forgot to tell the Bears they were playing tonight.

The defense got worn out and they weren't on the field for too long.

I just wonder if the loss the Bears are suffering is going to be blamed on Jay Cutler because he dared to have a weekend and a life.

Jay Cutler has been phenomenal tonight. He was only able to plant his feet once. Most of his throws were on the run and off balance. The end result was 24 - 13. And that was because of Jay. But, will he get any credit? No.

The ESPN commentators have been on Jay's side, reminding people that the Bears stayed in the game because of him. But, I'm waiting to see how many people blame Cutler.

Nothing can ever stop me from being a Bears fan. NOTHING. They could pull an 2008 Lions and 0 - 16 and I would STILL defend my team. I bleed blue and orange.

I offer my congratulations to the Detroit Lions for going 5 - 0. They deserve it.

That said, however, I leave you with this: BEAR DOWN!

Ravens and Jets Blooper Reel

It's not often a game like the game between the Baltimore Ravens and New York Jets is played. Honestly, I wish there more games like that. It was like an entire blooper reel for 4 quarters.

I watched the game and I don't know if I have ever laughed the way that I did at a game like I did last night. Joe Flacco gets intentional grounding in the first 2 minutes of the game. I mean, isn't that like a beginning of the 2nd quarter move? Really, Flacco?

But, what was amazing was that of the 5 touchdowns in the game, ONLY ONE was scored by the OFFENSE!

It was most definitely run by the defenses. Ravens got the better defensive players in Ray Lewis and Ed Reed, who, by the way was responsible for the first touchdown. Reed managed to make Jets QB Mark Sanchez lose the ball and BOOM! Reed scores!

Both QBs threw for a combined 66 passes, completing only 21 of them.

It was a game of epic hilarity.

Here's some quick stats:

Joe Flacco attempted 31 passes, completed 10 of them for a grand total of 163 yards, but no touchdowns.

Mark Sanchez attempted 35 passes, completed 11 of them for a grand total of 119 yards and no touchdowns.

Unless of course, you count the defense touchdowns from the million turnovers in the game.

Okay. There wasn't a million T/Os. But, it seemed like every time you blinked, the ball was being turned over. In actuality, the two teams combined for about 10 turnovers.

If you want the full story and stats on the game last night, go to: http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2011100214/2011/REG4/jets@ravens?campaign=Twitter_gc#menu=drivechart&tab=analyze&recap=quicktake and check it out.

It was the funniest and most amazing game. Seriously. 4 quarters of a blooper reel. Doesn't get any better!

Groupie or Honest To Goodness Fan?

I'm going to reiterate the idea that this blog most definitely run by a woman. While I can't always talk slants and screens or runs and reverses, I can talk a little about the game.

I am woman enough, however, to admit that, as a woman, I like good looking men.

Chris Harris, a safety for the Detroit Lions, posted this question a while back, via Twitter and Google+:

How does one tell the difference between a groupie and an honest-to-goodness female football fan?

I know that men look at me like I'm a groupie because I talk about the hot men. But, honestly? I know enough to watch the game and not be confused about what's happening during the game. But, how do I answer this question? I'm really neither. I'm not the fan that's going to be able to tell the difference between zone coverage and one on one coverage, but I'm not a groupie either.

But, I think you can tell a groupie from the honest-to-goodness female football fan because she'll know more than your name and number. I'm sure that, if you were on a different team, she'd know that.

But, a groupie? I think that she'll wear the least amount of clothing possible and talk to you about nothing, but "Wow. Your arms are bigger in person than on T.V." while she touches your biceps seductively.

Reading this blog, one may get the idea (and I can understand why. After all, I do have the "top 10 sexiest qbs) that I'm a groupie, but I'm not.

I'm a female who loves the game and loves men. I love men who play football because there's something sexy about it. Wish I could pinpoint it, but I can't. Whatever you do, don't classify me as a groupie. But, understand that I do know the game while drooling over the hot wide receivers and safeties and quarterbacks and linebackers and...well, you get the idea.

I'm complex in my love of this game. I am both female and fan.

And, I like it that way.