Lingerie League: Progression or Regression?

I get it. Men like football and men like sexy women. Men like sexy women in lingerie. Men like sexy women in sexy lingerie. Men like sexy women in sexy lingerie playing football.

I like football. I like sexy men. But, I don't necessarily want to see men play football in lingerie. I don't know. Maybe it's the thought of seeing some of those linemen, both offensive and defensive, in a lacy sexy bustier and garter. Not sure I even want to see Tim Tebow in one of those either.

While I wish I had the body that some of the women in the Lingerie League have, the truth is that I feel that the Lingerie League is degrading to women.

How much do you think that the hot guys of the NFL would feel if we asked them to play shirtless and/or pantless? You think Brian Urlacher would love to be sexualized by women? I mean, women already do and I'm sure the players realize that to some degree. And I'm sure they capitalize on it.

But, do you think for one minute that women sexualize men half as much as men sexualize women? No, we don't. Not to the level of men.

I'm all for Jay Cutler playing pantless...or shirtless. I'm okay with Aaron Rodgers playing shirtless...or pantless. I'm perfectly fine with Tim Tebow or Sam Bradford playing in the buff. Do you think they'd go for it? It would certainly change the game of football. A tap would be all it would be for a tackle. There'd be no really big hits or running plays.

Guys would be uncomfortable if they were looked at as they looked at the same way they look at women.

But, women! Take heed! I have two shirtless shots of two really hot quarterbacks. One for the women who remember the 1980s and one for the women...ah hell. One's an older retired hottie and the other is a younger still playing hottie.

Ladies, I present to you:

Troy Aikman:




Tim Tebow:



Enjoy. I know I am. :)

More On The Blog and Matt Ryan.

It's sad that my goal with this blog is to get paid to write it! *Insert me laughing here*

But, honestly, this was designed as a place for me to write about the game that I love, in the way that I see best for me. I'm not all about defining the plays or what makes Peyton Manning better at his job then Phillip Rivers.

I intended this place for people - mainly men, if they read it - to understand what women think of when we watch football.

Men sexualize women all the time and it's about time that the tables were turned openly on the men.

If you read this blog, you'll see that happening. I'll talk about how sexy I think Jay Cutler is and even list the Top 10 sexiest position players. Here, in a day or so, I'll post the Top 10 sexiest QBs.

If you don't like it, I don't care. This is my blog; my spot to write about what I want about the game and the players.

I may have to explain this a couple more times because of my entries on the hot hotness of hot men that play the game (Hello, Aaron Rodgers!) and my knowledge (though limited) of the game.

Read or don't. I don't care. But, I'm going to leave you with this:

Atlanta Falcons main hottie, Matt Ryan, their QB, of course.

Suh = Butkus?

I know I just posted an entry a couple hours ago, but I got blasted for comparing Ndamukong Suh to Dick Butkus.

Like Butkus was a saint!?!?

It's hard with the pansy ass rules we have now to play dirty the way that Butkus did. I get that there does need be better protection for quarterbacks and receivers, but seriously. Do we need all those pansy rules?

Suh plays the game dirty. There is no denying that. It's one of the things that I really like about the kid. Sure, he's only in his second year so there's no knowing if Suh is going to ravage his body for the game the same way that Butkus did.

But, the truth is that Butkus was a nasty dirty player. His reference to "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte" and the head rolling down the stairs and how he imagined that happening on the football field, but not to him.

Kind of says something about what type of player he was.

Butkus played the last 4 or 5 years of his short career with no knees of which to speak of. He was an 8 time pro-bowler the 9 years he played.

Is Suh the next Dick Butkus? No. There will never be another Dick Butkus just like there will never be another Ndamukong Suh.

Their playing styles are so similar that comparisons are almost inevitable. While Butkus is proven, Suh still has some years to go.

It is a matter of time, sure, to see how much Suh's body will pay the price for playing the game the way he does.

All I know is that I'm excited to watch his career develop.

Yes. He's a Bear. Any Questions?

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a cougar at heart. I love younger men and I love the gorgeous younger man. And this young man? Yeah. He's a little young for my cougar self, but I can't refuse this pretty face. Come on, ladies. You have to admit there's a wee bit of extremely gorgeous there.

And, who is this young hottie, you ask? It's Chicago Bears wide out Dane Sanzenbacher.

Yeah. I know. HOT! HOT! HOT! Actually, I think he falls under that HOTT or HAWT category.

Yes, I realize this entry is short and mostly me jabbering about how hot this young 22 (23 in October) year old is. Yes, he is too young for me (if he'd been born a year earlier, he'd be right in my cub range).

But, come on! Even I can see the beauty of Dane Sanzenbacher, even if he is no Jay Cutler. :)

Best Fans in Football

I read somewhere where someone wrote about the "best fans in the NFL". I agreed to some point, but the truth is is that I thought their number one pick was wrong. There is only one team whose fans are faithful.

Oh, sure. One can argue that the "Who Dat?" nation, who supported the Saints when they were called the "A'ints" in the early 80s, could be on the list, but come on! When fans wear bags over their faces because they're embarrassed of their team (Lions fans?) can't possibly be true fans.

New England fans really don't have a choice. If they dared to go for a team that isn't the Patriots, half of Boston would kick their ass. So, do they count? Not particularly sure. While they are faithful, I don't think they are the top.

Even this die hard, bleed blue and orange fan of the Chicago Bears dismisses her fellow fans. Why? Simple. Bears fans are one of three: Die harders; Fair weatherers; Band wagoners. As long as "Da Bears" are winning, all of Chicago support them, but lose one game? Suddenly, "Da Bears" suck. And, don't even mention the NFC Championship game of last year. We lost Cutler and the game. Suddenly, every fair weather fan and band wagon fan burned Bears jerseys (most notably Jay Cutler's) and talking about how much the Bears suck and how we'll never win again.

Nope. Not even Bears fans can top this list.

So, who is it you ask? This pains me because the rivalry is the biggest and most famous, even if it's not the oldest.

The Green Bay Packers' fans are the most die hard. In Green Bay, there is no such thing as a fair weather or band wagon fan. It's simple: You're either a Packers fan or you're not. And, if you've ever been to Green Bay, you know that the whole damn city is Packers fans. Even if they don't care for football on the whole, they are die hard Packers fan. Every Sunday, the entire city of Green Bay dons their green and gold and chants (even in their living rooms) GO PACK GO!

These are the same fans that give Vince Lombardi sainthood. The same fans who felt betrayed by Bret Favre's retirement (the first one) and embraced Aaron Rodgers when he took over, and these are the same fans that, despite feeling betrayed by Favre, still cheer for him and hope that he'll return to Green Bay, only to be the back up, of course.

Green Bay fans endure the coldest outdoor field. I have seen the fans (not in person, but TV) that are wearing no shirts, except for body paint of green and gold, with their favorite player's number or GB. Have you seen a Bears fan do that in the dead of winter? I haven't.

Packer fans will cheer with every positive the Pack does. A gain of 1 yard? That's worth a cheer? A sack? The whole stadium erupts (especially if it is a Bears or Vikings QB that's sacked). Interception? Touchdown? Doesn't matter. The fans believe in their team, whether they win or lose.

And, with the exception of the Bears and Cowboys, the Packers have fans all over this country. But, in saying that, the Packers probably have more fans in every city than the Bears and Cowboys combined outside of their perspective cities.

When the Packers do lose, their fans die a little. Bears fans are always "There's next game. It's no big deal." Not Packers fans. Every loss is taken to heart just as every win is. I believe that the Pack won the Super Bowl for the fans because of the fans.

As talented as they are, the Packers need their fans.

So, who has the best fans in the NFL? The Green Bay Packers without a doubt.